FROM MY BOOK “CLIMBING TO FREEDOM”

THE FIRST ASCENT OF OLYMPUS MONS

(A delayed report from Mars)

by Andrew Acro

Only now that the 300-year energy war has run out of energy am I free to report on a most unusual achievement in mountaineering history, the first ascent of Olympus Mons, the highest mountain yet climbed in the Free Solar System.
Man had set foot on top of Olympus Mons before our climb of the 24,120-meter-high Gargantuan, three times the height of Earth’s Everest and with a base 600 kilometers across, as wide as California’s Pacific Cesspool Boulevard is long. In fact, man was there while we climbed, but until our expedition every person had gotten to the top by personnel carrier, usually electromagnetic or nuclear powered, though a few craft with more modern propulsion systems had been used. The experimental Transcend I, the telepathic-powered craft that had mysteriously crashed near the summit crater of the mountain early in the year 2281 was such a vehicle. This crash, now ten years ago, is pertinent to our story.
It started for me about six months after the Transcend I crashed. I had been living normally, climbing around the world, getting by any old way, working as little as possible and whenever I could hoard enough wealth, escaping to one of the three non-city refuges on earth. I had been to all three, but preferred the Sahara to either of the poles. My reputation as a mountaineer was spreading, bringing in a few telespray contracts and a wealthy client or two.
Like most of my climbing friends I had avoided learning any skills useful to the military (or so I thought), but I had gained a name attached to skill by making the first unprotected ascent of the 1200-meter glass-covered Transgalactic Computer Building in uptown Moab. And I had put up the first 5.18 on Uranus Wall inside the Shasta Nuclear Mistake Shelter, a little gem I called “A General’s Game for Drones,” done during that time after the Liverless Nuclear Breeder succumbed to passion and made life unlivable on the surface of Earth for two years, a time every person who lived through it remembers. With my friend Sheffield Stamp I’d climbed Everest from the bottom of the Northeast Face and made it down to the South Col Hotel in time for dinner. And the final blow was all the publicity after I snuck into Diznee City for the Senile in the old Yosemite Gully and soloed the big Captain Cliff in less than 20 minutes. I would have pulled it off with no trouble if some old woman at the 1000-meter level of the Tissyack Towers hadn’t spotted me from the window of her retirement cell and called the military goons. They charged me with disobedience to the Law of Off-Limit Territory, Trespassing on the Right of the Elderly Rich to Have an Unchanging View, and Lack of Repentance for a Crime Well Done.
I was in deep trouble, but after five days of dark detention in the cellar of Curry Compound I was suddenly released.
I thought my climbing reputation and public opinion—after all, climbing doesn’t hurt anyone except, sometimes, the climber and that’s his or her affair—was responsible for my release. In a way I’d never anticipated, I was right. Harry Hopper had gotten me out, and he was waiting for me outside.
Like most everyone, I knew who Harry was but I’d never met him. Now that he’s been appointed to a high cabinet position in the Solar Republic of Universal Justice, it is no longer a secret that he worked for many years as a secret agent for the CYA (Check Your Act) of the Free Solar System, using his mountaineering interests and exploits as cover for some very bizarre adventures. None of these was stranger than ours, an episode in the classic CYA tradition of mountaineering espionage begun on Earth’s Himalaya range in the twentieth century, not long before greed for that exhausted mineral substance called “oil” started the energy war in a place called the Near East on Earth. But our effort was more successful than those early endeavors.
Harry stood alone and waved the goons away. The jerks. They disappeared.
“Hello, Andrew,” he said jovially, extending his hand as if we were old friends.
“You know me?” I asked, suddenly suspicious and alert.
“Of course, Andrew; we all know you. You’re one of the great osmiridium men of mountaineering.”
I blushed.
“Come,” he said. The thin face atop the slight body quit smiling and his gray-green eyes bored through me. “We don’t have time for idle talk.” He glanced around the empty steel yard. “We’re going to Mars,” he whispered.
“We are? Whatever for?”
“We’ll talk later.”

Three hours later five of us were gathered in the locked conference patio of Pan Earth’s daily rocket shot to Planetia, the largest Martian colony and the only reason the entire solar system had not fallen to the enemy. The other three were friends from climbing and shared my surprise and bewilderment as to why we were suddenly on our way to Mars. None of us, except Harry, had ever been off our planet of birth. I was delighted to see Sheffield Stamp, my closest friend and climbing companion. He’d been atom-coptered out of the Manhattan Intrication where he had been found showing a favorite client some prime jungle wilderness climbing.
“Am I happy to see you,” Sheff said, giving me a warm hug. “I don’t know what this is about, but I’m glad we’re together.”
“Me too. This whole thing makes my testicles tighten.”
Jeremiah Jefferson was there too. Jeremiah, a huge man with an easy smile and a legendary climbing and social reputation, had quit climbing four years earlier to devote his life to spreading the cause of the Witnesses of the Apocalyptic Presence.
“Andrew Acro,” Jeremiah said, his smile full of warmth and confidence. When are you going to settle down and make something of yourself?”
“As soon as you quit preaching that rocket exhaust you’re always talking about and get back to climbing where you belong,” I retaliated.
He laughed and nearly broke my hand in his grip. Jeremiah’s ideas were full of folly but I liked the man enormously. His climbing abilities are and were worthy of reverence if you understand climbing.
The other member of our group was Merlin Macropsia, a quiet, reserved fellow at the height of his considerable climbing powers. Merlin was liked, respected, sought out as a climbing mate and highly admired, but Merlin is a true-believing total devotee of the Church of Later Innocents of Ecumenical Saints, and I could never be completely at ease with him. His religious posture is that there are two kinds of people: those in the church who are salvaged, and those on the outside, who need salvaging. If they don’t get salvaged by Merlin’s church they get to the other side of innocence and are lost forever. So, friendly and kind and warm and intelligent as Merlin could be, I knew he viewed me as salvageable material. I wish to state publicly that I am not.
“Andrew,” he said, “I’ve wanted to congratulate you for the Transgalactic coup. I admired that climb enormously. You have, you know, unlimited potential as a person. You can be anything you want to be.”
He smiled so sincerely that I felt almost, but not quite, guilt, that barely known feeling from ancient times. I knew he was telling me his true feelings, and at any judgment Merlin was a dark force of a climber. I’d climb anywhere with him.
“Enough, enough,” Harry broke in, “we’ve got work to do. “Besides,” he said with a sly grin that instilled in me a prudent feeling, “you’re undoubtedly a microspeck urined on because you’re here without really any choice in the matter.”
“You could say that, Harry, you refugee from penis envy,” Jeremiah jumped into the gap. “Why have you arrested me and put me on a rocket to Mars? I don’t, you politician, have any need or want for Mars.”
“I understand your feelings,” Harry said, clearly agitated, “but hear me out.”
“Why?”
“Because you have no choice.”
“Good edge,” Jefferson conceded.
“Thank you,” Harry continued. “You are, as the saying goes, probably wondering why we’re gathered here together.”
We all laughed, especially Harry. Somehow it felt better, understanding that no matter what was going on we were all in it together. Nevertheless, we threw every extra seat cushion at him.
“Enough.” Harry grew swiftly serious. “Here’s why we’re here. You have never known this, but I work for the CYA and…….ahhhh.…..so do you, now. Starting from the time you were picked up until the time we return to Earth, you will be paid two weeks’ living expenses for each day plus bonuses if we’re successful. What we’re going to do is climb Olympus Mons, which you’ve all heard of, to do a bit of……ahhhh……official CYA work at the summit. If all goes according to plan, we’ll have a personnel carrier ride back down. Now, you will remember hearing that the Transcend I crashed on Olympus Mons several months ago. I won’t go into details, but the craft’s developers are positive that something interfered with its flight and that it didn’t crash through its own failure. Investigation found nothing. Then Allison Alpert, one of our best clairvoyants, was taken to Mars. Alpert insists that there is a Detectostroy unit somewhere on the top of Olympus Mons.
“We can’t figure out how it got there, if it is there. Every craft sent out to investigate has discovered nothing. Still, Alpert insists it’s there. If true, this would explain several setbacks we’ve suffered recently in this ageless war, losses truly embarrassing to us in the face of increasing opposition to the war.
“As you know, the war began before our time over the extinct substance called oil. The war’s present critics argue that the war is about the ownership rights of something no longer in existence and they try to find a reason in such nonsense to stop the war. Well, such people obviously can’t grasp the reason for the war. I can tell you these critics are cowardly and unreasonable and de facto supporters of the other side, but they are a nuisance and troublesomely free in thought and voice and action. In short, they are an embarrassment to the Free Solar System.
“Many times recently the enemy has anticipated precisely the movements of entire fleets of our war craft leaving Mars, and we’ve lost tens of thousands of craft and hundreds of skilled technicians. Not only is this a danger to the cause, it is a source of fuel to critics who are too stupid to realize that some must die in war in order for the rest to have jobs to support themselves and our great system.
“Now, as to Olympus Mons. We think there are two possibilities: either the other side has infiltrated some minds in our highest commands, or there is a vanishing Detectostroy unit operating from Olympus Mons. Or, perhaps, both. So, my friends and fellow climbers,” Harry smiled brightly and something inside my mind slowly rolled over, “we have developed a theory. And we have the privilege of testing it.”
 He looked intently at each of us. “The theory is that there’s a Detectostroy unit up there. The unit relays information to the other side. It monitors all craft movement on Mars, and is somehow able to detect conventional craft approaching Olympus Mons. It then vanishes. The Transcend I, because of its unique new propulsion system, was not detected in time for the unit to hide itself. Caught in the open with its detect apparatus exposed, the unit maser froze the Transcend I’s force field before it could take evasive action or even transmit the information‑‑and the craft crashed. All the evidence supports this theory.”
I liked this business less and less. The CYA, the worst pollutants in the system. War. Mars. The possibility of death. No, I did not like it.
“So,” Harry continued, “to summarize our theory, this unit is on top of Olympus Mons, able to detect any approaching craft, able to disappear and able to destroy any craft if necessary.”
“But it can’t detect the approach of the unaided human body,” Jeremiah blurted out.
“Brilliant, Jeremiah,” Harry said. “You’ve always had a fast mind. Technology, as usual, has forgotten to take into account the basics, in this case as in others the human body.”
“I don’t want anything to do with this,” Jeremiah said curtly.
“Take me back to the Curry Compound,” I put in.
“Shit,” said Sheff.
“My religion forbids me to engage in war, Harry,” Merlin said softly.
“You don’t have to fight, Merlin. All you are going to do is make the first ascent of the known universe’s tallest mountain. Besides, all your religion forbids is the taking of human life. If our theory is correct and if we are successful, we will save thousands of lives. Think of that. If we fail in our endeavor it will be for the glory of the Free Solar System.
Jeremiah and I looked and each other and shook our heads.
Harry,” Sheffield pointed out, “in addition to being crazy, you’ve kidnapped us all.”
“Yes, I know. In a free system we must sometimes remove freedom in order to retain freedom. Everybody knows that. Think about the climb.”
We had plenty to think about. I recalled that Mars had been named by the ancients after their god of war, and that they had sacrificed human lives to gain his favor. Its two worthless moons were named after the war god’s attendants, Phobos and Deimos, Fear and Terror. I thought lots about those names and our situation during the three weeks it took to walk across the bizarre Martian landscape where, once Planetia is left, there are no buildings, the way it is said to have been on Earth in the time before memory began.
Just sand and rocks. No vegetation. Interminable valleys and gullies and sometimes soil so fine you sink in to your knees. All day long the wind blows hard. It blows red-orange dust into everything into the creases of our self-contained enclosure suits, into any opening we invariably left in our overflowing packs (which, with six weeks’ supplies plus climbing gear, weighed well over 50 kilos each), and, worst of all, into our visor shields, clogging them so that it was necessary to continually clean them with anti-dust material. Nothing serious or difficult, just a never ending nuisance.
Besides the packs, our enclosure suits weighed some 23 kilos. These suits allowed liquid and food intake as well as waste product outtake. They recycled all urine and perspiration automatically, since we could not afford liquid loss. This took some psychological adjustment at first but the system was quite sophisticated, and, as all mountaineers know, liquid to a tired body is more important than psychological preconceptions. Outdoor Martian defecation was something else. A series of electro-sealed flaps on the suit in the area of the buttocks enabled the wearer to create a mid-passage between his living space inside and the hostile environment. The flaps, called for some reason “grandpa flaps,” worked like this: squat; open flap closest to body; defecate into second flap; close and seal first flap; open second flap to dump waste, which, because all liquids instantly vaporize in the thin atmosphere, immediately turns to powder; shake off and close second flap. The suits fully protected us from exposure to the 95 percent carbon dioxide atmosphere and the -125 C. temperature.
Mars gravitational pull is less and Earth-conditioned bodies can carry heavier loads, something prospective Martian climbers will do well to remember. Because of the thin atmosphere the famed 600-kph Martian winds are bearable, probably easier than what we encountered near the summit of Everest in monsoon season.
Whenever the wind became dangerous we activated a device used by geologists for field work on Mars called a magneto-hold. Attached to the feet, hands and knees, the magneto-hold acts on the 16 percent iron content of Martian soil, riveting the climber to whatever piece of ground he is on. Given sufficient time, patience, and energy anything on Mars can be climbed with a magneto-hold, but we used them only when safety warranted, which was often. To those Earth-bound climbers who will fault us for using such mechanical aids, I suggest they either try a 600-kpm wind or stuff it.
After the longest walk any of us had ever done we began to climb. For a week previously Olympus Mons had been sticking up ahead of us like another planet sitting on the one we were on. In all honesty, technical climbing as we know it is non-existent on Olympus Mons. Because of its lack of plate-tectonic activity in the planetary crust the volcano that formed the mountain just kept adding to the same plume of lava forming slopes that aren’t so steep, although they are certainly long. We did have to overcome a few 5.11 and 5.12 moves getting by crater rims and erosion gullies, but nothing we would have bothered hooking up for on Earth. Here, however, because of our unfamiliarity with the place we were connected the entire time with nearly weightless but faultless one-millimeter carbon-fibered cord attached to our enclosure suits. We gained more than 3000 meters the first day, slogging through sand that had the consistency of heavy powder snow. It was hard work but we were conditioned from the approach. A nice little crater served for our first camp on the mountain. We had some excess liquid for emergency and depletion, but we mostly depended on our recycling systems. One doesn’t climb for the purpose of ego-palate gratification, and we ate with appreciation the standard ten-gram high-nutrition tablet for each meal, one per meal. It was sufficient. Our bodies had what they needed, though our egos had a hard time of it.
When it was dark we lay down, adjusted enclosure suit temperature and oxygen control, and slept. The soil particles in the atmosphere produced some spectacular color shows in the twilight, and it was pleasant to watch them in the last waking minutes of the day, the fiery spectacle of unavoidable life. We watched Phobos and Deimos in eclipse and we had seen them during the day as black spots crossing the sun. It was also interesting to see Phobos rise and set twice a day, very different from the single moon of Earth.
The second day we gained 5000 meters over variable terrain. The soil was sometimes as hard as granite, sometimes like knee-deep cottage cheese. That day we encountered two constant realities of Olympus Mons, both objectively and objectionably dangerous. First, the wind: it blows virtually all day but ceases at night, causing us to activate our magneto-hold devices more than we would have liked and often we could see only a few meters ahead. Second, Olympus Mons has a built-in defense far superior to any icefall, avalanche, rock fall, or fear factor of the most treacherous mountain on Earth: the wind simply erodes away a part of the mountain and whatever is left to gravity, say a boulder the size of hovercraft or a good-sized man, starts rolling down the mountain. After a few thousand meters it builds up a lot of speed. Because of the wind and the dust there’s no advance warning; suddenly a dark object hurtles by at 100 kph and is gone. There’s no defense. It’s like crawling across a busy rocket landing pad in dense smog, hoping you’ll reach the other side.
In any other situation I’ve known I would have turned around. But the CYA’s long reputation, dating at least back to shortly before the beginning of the war when the Third Metric World statesman Alberto Yende was murdered in his own office by CYA functionaries was enough to make the four of us realize that Harry was not your usual mountaineering expedition chief. We were climbing for our lives, in more than the usual sense.
The CYA, it is now known, started the war: its employees raided certain desert oil deposit encampments, killed all the technicians and unsuccessfully attempted to destroy the oil-mining machinery. They were disguised as members of the neighboring tribe whose land contained no oil. The CYA counted on the centuries-old, marrow-deep hatred between the two tribes living in that area to present the incident as a reason to fight. The CYA, using its usual methods of mixing deception, violence and local hatreds in the service of interests and goals that were always clarified under the cloak of security, were successful. The tribes fought. Over the years the entire known universe lined up on the side of one or the other of those tiny desert tribes whose original names only the scholar remembers. They were, literally, destroyed by their own hatreds. Yet the war continued. That’s how the CYA works and we knew that if we wanted out of this one alive we’d have to do a good job. Also, we lacked enough supplies to reverse the walk. This knowledge and circumstance somewhat dulled the joy and sense of adventure normally felt while undertaking unsolved mountaineering problems.
Our progress slowed. The wind continued. The need to constantly attach to the mountain with magneto-hold, the sense of helpless fear that came over us with each passing/hurtling/lethal eroded-away piece of Olympus Mons, the pure size of that unbelievable hulk, slowed us down.
The days flowed into each other. There were just us and that seemingly endless mountain with its red and orange and black and yellow and brown rock and deep black lava, its daytime red/yellow/orange dust storms, and the peaceful nighttime views of the moons of Mars and other stars and planets. The mountain had ledges, plateaus, steep and gradual sections, but the overriding feeling it gave us was endlessness. Olympus Mons, the endless mountain.
Harry, the weakest climber, urged us to push on at all times when both fatigue and intelligence indicated otherwise. After all, fatigue clouds judgment, and life can be terminated just as quickly and surely by falling off non-technical terrain as off the smoothest glass building. Harry’s continued disregard for our opinions contributed to the resentment we carried.
Jeremiah, typically, though he had “retired” from climbing four years before, was so enthusiastic, so excited to be doing what he loves to do, that he continually sided with Harry. Push on! Push on! I called them the Excelsior Twins, after a verse ancient even before the war began.
On one of those indistinguishable days none of us precisely recalls we encountered an eroded cliff with an interesting chimney caused by some geologic power of nature not yet understood. It was unanimously agreed that I should climb it, leaving a line for the others.
Without using my magneto-hold, I spent the best two hours of the climb working up the 700 meter chimney. It was exhilarating climbing. It would have been exceedingly simple on Earth, but under the circumstances, and considering my enclosure suit and pack, it was quite interesting. I could have used a laser beam to drill holes in the rock for secure protection hooks, but we were exceedingly paranoid about detection and had agreed to use this only as a last resort. So I fell back on a barely remembered system perfected by some ancients in a place that is now part of the island of London that used to be called Wales. In this system, the climber protects himself by placing loops of line around irregularities in the climbing surface, or by putting tiny and irregular pieces of metal into holes and cracks in the rock and clipping the climbing line into a line attached to the metal. It’s scary at first but works marvelously well. (Not all ancients were as stupid as the present state of Earth makes them appear.)
Fortunately, no falls occurred to test the system. At one point I smiled and then laughed at myself. What irony that the CYA, the ancient order of deceit and manipulative violence that represents everything I wanted my life not to mean, had finally found a way to use the only skills I’d allowed myself to develop.
I broke out of the chimney to be met by the wind. I activated my magneto-hold and tied off the line so the others, saving time and energy, could climb it with the classic ascendeur clamps, attached to hands and feet. A small crater offered good protection. I felt wonderful, satisfied with climbing and very happy.
We bivouacked in the crater. One by one as my mates came up the classic expedition strains began to show. Macropsia and Hopper got into a heated argument about our pace. We were all fatigued and getting tired of ten-gram nutritional tablets for subsistence. The strangeness of the climb with its peculiar defenses, just being on Mars and the underlying fears of what we would find on top had thinned our cooperative abilities. By the time we bedded down my sense of well-being from climbing the chimney had dissipated.
In the morning we were all irritable, sluggish, and inattentive. We started climbing up a moderately steep slope of loose soil in which we sank to the knees. I was climbing second behind Harry. Before the wind came up we saw a cliff band several thousand meters above. Beyond that we could not see. When the wind descended the dust obscured everything. We toiled upward. Wind. Dust. Labor. And then it seemed like the mountain just came up and hit me in the face, and we both started moving. Suddenly I was knocked off my feet and rolling end over end, completely buried under sand, rocks, and dirt in motion. My pack was ripped from my back. There was no color, only blackness and movement and rocks banging against my enclosure suit.
My mind dwelt on the suit, for breaking it would mean the end of existence. I was falling, rolling, being pushed by an avalanche of Martian soil. Then the line came taut and it felt like I was being broken in half. The avalanche roared over me and under me and pulled at me to join it. Then it was over as quickly as it had begun and everything was silent and dark.
The next thing I knew Merlin and Jeremiah were digging me out and shouting for me to wake up. I have never known such gratefulness as came over me when I saw them, but there was no time to indulge in personal emotions.
“Andrew, Andrew,” yelled Merlin, “c’mon. Wake up. We’ve got to dig out the others. Are you all right?”
“Yes, I’m okay,” I lied. I felt like going to sleep. My body raged against me as I stood up. The line disappeared into the soil, and we immediately set to work uncovering it. In an hour we had retrieved the other two, and I still think it was what the ancients called a miracle that we all survived. Sheff and I just hugged each other wordlessly after we uncovered him.
We figured out what must have happened: a huge section of the cliff band we’d seen in the morning had collapsed in the middle and rushed down the mountain to hit us. As it worked out, the break in the cliff created by the collapse gave us an easy passage through, but Sheff and I both lost our packs with all our food, climbing equipment, extra liquid, weapons and repair material for the enclosure suits. The only reason all of us weren’t swept away by the slide is that Merlin, who happened to be last on the line, somehow saw what was happening and had time to activate his magneto-hold. Only that held us to the mountain. Good old Merlin. He must live right.
Our position was not good. Merlin and Harry began to argue. Harry wanted to move on as soon as we dug him out. I wanted to stop and rest. My body ached, my mind was numb and my spirit was looking for a place to land. Jeremiah was surly and uncommunicative. Sheff and I were both concerned about losing our packs. Supplies were low.
“Blast you, Harry,” Sheff said, jumping into Merlin’s argument. “Look what you’ve done to us! We could die up here, and if something happens to you none of us has the faintest idea of how to get out. And…and…Harry, you—are—an—asshole!”
The enormity of what he’d said hit my old friend the way a cat baps a mouse around and all of us started laughing, gut-hysterical laughter, until we were all on the ground paralyzed with the one shred of humor in our situation.
“You sly bastard, Harry,” Jeremiah finally managed.
“Now I want you guys to take real good care of me. You hear?” Harry said, and we all howled, especially Harry.
It was easy to see how Hopper had managed to rise as high as he had in the hierarchy of the Solar Republic and, strangely enough, the strains eased up. Even the unethical side of life can be made understandable and, therefore, funny.
We continued upward. Our enclosure suits had been tough enough not to tear during the avalanche and kept us from the classic Earthly altitude and breathing problems, but after four weeks of pushing as hard as possible our endurance was low. So was our capacity to believe in much outside of putting one foot in front of the other.
On what we later determined was the eleventh day of climbing, Sheff suddenly pointed out that we were almost to the top. Indicative of the state of our minds was our surprise that we were actually near the summit. Harry called us together for a conference and then we moved fast. When we estimated that we were only a few hours from the rim where we could, at last, look out across the 70 kilometer-wide extinct volcano crater that is the summit of Olympus Mons, we stopped. We would go to the summit under cover of darkness. Harry said to us, “I have no more idea than you what we’ll find there.”
When it was dark we set out. Fear and Terror, like evil’s own lanterns, crossed the sky, and our minds. The going was not difficult, and Deimos gave off enough light for fair visibility. Since there is less wind on Mars at night the visibility was in some ways better than during the day. Perhaps night climbing is the future of Martian mountaineering. We pushed on over easy ground.
And then, suddenly, it was done. There just wasn’t any mountain left. We silently shook hands all around. Then, according to plan, we found a crater to hide in and await the dawn. To say that we were apprehensive is an injustice to the power of the god of war and his attendants. Give me a good, old-fashioned, dangerous, ridiculous, scary, non-socially-redeeming climb any day over waiting for daylight on the top of Olympus Mons.
The first light found us peering over the crater rim with high-powered teleoptics. Nothing: sand; rocks; a huge dead basin. After about three hours of motionless observation I was beginning to succumb to boredom when a most startling event occurred. Less than a kilometer away on the rim a boulder about the size of a large hovercraft opened in the middle and two men in enclosure suits stepped out. It was one of the strangest moments of my life.
“Holy exhaust,” I whispered, despite our agreement of silence.
Harry’s head swiveled toward me like a detect unit picking up an incoming irreversible reaction missile. Harry and everybody else saw where my teleoptic was pointed and followed. To the two men we watched the thought that others might be watching them was completely absent. In a way it was great voyeuristic fun. They were, we understood after a time, getting their daily exercise which was much needed. They had been living in cramped quarters inside that “rock,” the most elaborately equipped and camouflaged Detectostroy unit Harry had ever seen. An hour’s gambol on the highest rim of Olympus Mons each morning was the highlight of their existence and nearly the extent of their movement. The two of them ran around the “boulder,” wrestled, took advantage of the low Martian gravity to do front and back flips for each other’s scrutiny and in general acted like two six-year-old boys during rest break from state educational torture sessions. They held our undivided, silent attention for an hour.
“Well, I’ll be Hitlered, Nixoned, and Crucified,” Harry muttered. “One of those technicians is Cary Catalin.”
“Who’s he?” said Merlin.
“One of my boys. I trained him in all the basics.”
“Basics of what?” Jeremiah asked.
“The basics of our profession,” Harry answered with a solemn dignity. He seemed genuinely hurt by Catalin’s conversion.
“Looks like he missed one or two of them,” Merlin commented.
The two men finally ceased their independence and returned to the shelter which closed behind them and just sat there like the boulder it wasn’t. After a few minutes several scanner-antennae moved out from the boulder’s surface. A short time later an obvious maser beam launcher appeared atop the boulder. Harry’s theory had proved sound.
We spent the next five days in a continuous watch of the boulder. There were only those two technicians with the unit, and every morning at the same time they exited the unit and took their daily exercise. The rest of the time they monitored the movement of craft on Mars.
On the morning of the sixth day we ended it‑‑we were waiting for Catalin and his mate when they came out for exercise. Their astonishment at our presence rendered them temporarily paralyzed. That, along with the menacing aim of Harry’s laser gun, made them quite submissive. We took over the cleverly disguised Detectostroy unit. Our mission was accomplished.
True to his word, Harry got us back to Planetia. We were all handsomely rewarded, and each of us was given the Free System Legion of Merit award. I am in no way qualified or motivated to report what significance our climb had in the effort to end the war, but after we took it over the unit was used to relay false information to the other side. Also, the vindication of the Transcend I and the usefulness of telepathic power caused research in that field to be expanded. As everyone now knows, telepathic power is drawn from an unlimited and nonmaterial source and is not based on something that can be possessed or fought over. We ended 300 years of energy war misery last year by giving the other side, in exchange for peace, access to more energy than has ever been fought about in the entire history of the known universe.
So, despite my personal aversion to war and warriors I feel our climb was a worthwhile accomplishment, both for climbing and for the free system in general. A 24,000-meter mountain offers new dangers and challenges, and I emphasize to future climbers of the extreme the importance of adjusting the scale of the possible within each human mind as the safest, surest method of being equal to these new challenges. Under the unique circumstances that brought us to Olympus Mons, we did not have the time and the understanding to do that. I realize now that we had a large measure of that essence many people these days think is only an ancient superstition—luck.